found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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