Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize