Whats the glycemic index on semen?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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