i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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