what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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