What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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