Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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