I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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