he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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