Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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