I faked an abortion last night.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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