I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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