The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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