you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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