I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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