I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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