I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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