I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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