Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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