Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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