So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
there was a trapeze. enough said
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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