I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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