I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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