Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Someone signed my nipple.
tell me about the eggs
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