I'm really into asian looking animals
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize