wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize