But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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