doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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