Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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