omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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