idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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