FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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