By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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