so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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