bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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