I think i sorta joined a cult last night
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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