Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Sacagawea was the original milf.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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