its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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