She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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