Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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