sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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