She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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