yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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