So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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