I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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