jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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