So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
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