Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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