took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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