yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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